Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72… and they’re all poisonous. What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris’ victims before they died? His shoe Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
His state flower will be the Magnolia. In 1508, Chuck Norris threw a tin of paint at a ceiling, ever since then thousands of people flock to see the Sistine Chapel.
